Best Spam Comment Ever?

Man, the spam-bots really outdid themselves this time. I think I could legitimately enter this in a smug university-level poetry contest and get some traction if I read it in a really serious voice with my brow furrowed. Line breaks are mine; content is the spam bot’s.

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Noesis? Crystalline? Infinitesimal? Cognition? Who knew that spam-bots had so much in common with a thesaurus-abusing junior high English class?

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